I'm an 18yo kissless virgin, never had a gf. I want to get rid of my shameful virginity and insecurity by paying for sex, but I heard terrible stories about brothels which is why I'm scared of going there. Call me a bitch or pussy or whatever, but I don't want to spend my hard-earned wagiebuxx on some 40yo trafficked woman from Romania who might try to steal my phone. When I look up hooker sites online I get a few results but I want to know what's actually good according to experts in this field.
Another detail: I still live with my parents so at least some of the girls on the site should offer services in Motels, their apartments, basically anywhere outside your home. Wouldn't mind doing it in the back of my car once I get my driver's license.
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My wife told me to join an mma club and lose weight or she's going to make my life hell. I'm thinking of temporarily separating or worst case scenario divorce but would like to hear other thoughts on this matter.
since when is it normal to not shit with your dick and balls sitting on your lap shelf life pic related??
I told my friends about this and they will not stop making fun of me for it. I told them most people do this. Am I wrong ??
I like watching porn of men, all of my sexual fantasies contain men and I own dildos but the thought of physically touching a real penis makes me genuinely gag sometimes. I feel so repulsed and I don't know why.
I was never raped or molested but I did get a ton of unsolicited dick pics as a child online so maybe that is the cause of my feelings. I don't know if that's valid enough for me to feel this way because 99% of women my age experienced the same thing and they have normal relationships/feelings with men.
I'm currently talking to a guy (not dating or together yet), but I can tell he has clear romantic interest towards me. But I'm scared to take the relationship further because he might want to have sex with me. I can't even think about his dick without being nervous and getting a physical flight or fight response.
Looking at them on a screen and owning a unrealistic silicone dick is fine, but when I think about seeing a real one and being forced to interact with it makes me want to crawl into a pit and set myself on fire out of disgust.
No offense to penis owners btw.
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interests: zionism, stamp collecting, rick and morty (high iq)
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discord: eddrachia388
I just want to know. I don't want to seem fake. I'm okay now.
We’ve been together for 7 years and have two little girls, 5 and 3. I used to be a femcel, but I met him through my mom and honestly, I love him.
The thing is, I don’t get why he’s so against having a pet. We’ve got a big garden, he’s not allergic, he’s not scared of animals, there’s no obvious reason.
I even tried bringing home a small puppy once while he was at work, hoping he’d maybe bond with it… but he didn’t like it and made me return it.
Are all nordvpn servers banned in 4chan?
just a short update
noting happend. the police officers came to my house and talked with me and my parents. i explained i had no plans or desire to do it and asked them to not show the chats to my parents. which they did not. so im pretty relieved. but it was still the most embarrassing experience of my life. ps i mentioned in the chats i used 4chan which they told me was worrying lol
moral of the story: NEVER OPEN UP ABOUT INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS !
>be me autistic and fired from yet another job
>dad yells at me and sarcastically say to just apply for disability
>do it
>eight months later get approval and I’m now making 1800 a month forever which is more than I usually make from my jobs along with public housing food stamps and Medicaid
>according to ChatGPT my “real value” salary is 84000 dollars
Did I just accidentally win capitalism by being a retard? What do I do now? My dad is mad at me and think I should be working 12 hour days at a minimum wage job in order to be a proper “man”.
Hi, and sorry for my bad english.
I'm writting a fan-made story of this character who gets the power to teleport to any place they want, and uses it to visit attractions around the world and enjoy "local specialties", the thing is, they won't have a visa, so they won't stay there "legally", and it seems in many places they don't check out if tourists are carrying visas on the street (maybe unless you commit a crime or something), and most likely the character won't stay in hotels but their own home instead to rest, so I wonder...
What could be "unconventional ways" to get the local currency of every country they visit without getting into trouble? so they use that for their expenses on their visits.
What would it take for me to get a girlfriend as a 22 year old socially awkward loner? I just don't want to be alone anymore.
Spaghetti trauma edition
How do I cope? I love her, she is the best person I could come across and we get along great unless when she:
> is forced to socialize or spend time with someone, the stress makes her self-destructive
> gets swept off by one of those weird magical waves
She's currently having one of those ideas that are like sunspots on her brain and won't go away for days/weeks/months. I can see she has some purpose, but her purpose now is to:
>lurk /x/ and all esoteric knowledge on the internet about other beings
>do meditations and techniques a few hours a day to learn to astral project
>wants to meet and summon other beings into her life
>can't focus much on other things irl without these ideas coloring them or bringing them up somehow
>wants me to join too
She's not psychotic, she can be reasoned with, she showers and is fairly functional otherwise but won't let go of these ideas. Advice?
Does anyone work in healthcare who can tell me what it's like? I got a hospital job doing basic cleanup and have no idea what to expect. If it works out I'm considering a carese in the field. What do I need to know? How is the work culture?